. . . to buy Girl Scout cookies.
I nearly died because they don't have Samoas anymore. Thankfully, they just changed the name to the terribly lame Caramel Delights, so I started breathing again so that I could relate the tale to you now.
*wipes beads of sweat from forehead*
That was a close one.
Edit: They're called Caramel De Lites, not Caramel Delights. Even lamer.